Castlevania

Your stupidity amazes me. But your bravery intrigues me as well. Having to slay legions of the dead, all with an awful wish to resurrect Him, and you plunge into battle with nothing. but a piece of rope with a ball on the end.

You might have been given the short end of the stick, being last in line when they were handing out weapons, or maybe you just don't think about effectiveness of weaponry.

or maybe stupidity just runs in the family.

At least 5 generations of your family being successful with a piece of crap weapon? ...Touche, Belmonts.