screw+the+great+gatsby

You guys want to hear a joke? The Great Gatsby. hahah hilarious. No. it really isn't. As a "masterpiece of American Literature," it was a hopeless dud. As for other uses such as "kindling," it is wonderful. Bursting into flames after a few seconds near a heat source, this will offer warmth to a vagrant in your residential area. Win/Win. There is no significance of a goddamned green light. It is a light. The light happens to be green. And Gatsby is just a pathetic stalker with an identity crisis. Glad he gets shot. Myrtle is a chubby night prowler, deserved the "deft slap to the nose" that she got. this is great standup hah.