It has been said that the number one cause of death in the world today. Well, they're wrong. It's teachers.

Teachers being late to their classes, like a certain Mrs. Rachwal of an unnamed high school creative writing class.

If she's reading this, I hope she thinks long and hard about what would happen if DOCTORS were late to a brain surgery. The patients would be dead, much like students love for education. Or if pilots decided that it was too "hard" to fly the plane at 6:00 am, and simply let it crash in to a secret research facility. Laziness will bring about the Zombie apocolypse.

People like Mrs. Rachwal are the worst criminals in American, or World history! They are nothing but the scourges of the earth, and I'm not talking about the good kind of scourges either, like the plague rats, which, by the way, were LATE for their trip to Australia, so they took a ride to Europe instead.

Mrs. Rachwal, I am ashamed of you.

Picture 1: Nazi soldier. They were late for their "Genocide is Bad" meeting in Munich, so they invaded Poland again.

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Picture 2: She was late twice, once for dinner with her Husband and Mrs. Lewinsky, and once again sometime back in November, for an election or something...

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